Season 7
Straight Outta Retirement versus Retired Pingu
Retired Pingu won this game. It was played outside the league ticket, so the Dota 2 API never recorded it and the figures below were rebuilt from the post-game scoreboard.
Rebuilt from the scoreboard. Round 3 game 2 of Straight Out Of Retirement against Retired Pingu, played on 17 October in a lobby without the Season 7 league ticket. It is in neither Valve's league history nor OpenDota, and Valve's match history by player leaves out private lobbies, so no match ID can be found at all. The ID here is a placeholder chosen far above any real Dota match ID so it can never clash with one; if the real ID ever turns up, change it here and nothing else moves. Game 1 of the same series, 9049667508, is in the league and fully parsed.
Post-game scoreboard, support-contribution, damage and healing breakdown, and debuff-duration screens for all ten players, sent to Charles and committed at brand/stated-matches/999000000019 (twenty three images). Straight Out Of Retirement were Radiant and Retired Pingu Dire; Retired Pingu won, 41 kills to 14. Supplied by Charles on 2026-09-28.
Which figures were read and which were worked out
Read off the scoreboard: kills, deaths, assists, lastHits, denies, goldPerMin, xpPerMin, netWorth, heroDamage, towerDamage, heroHealing, obsPlaced, senPlaced, campsStacked, level, stunSeconds.
Worked out: teamfightParticipation, neutralKills, runePickups, roshanKills, position, durationSeconds, startTime. Stun time is read from the Buffs tab, summing only true stuns: Faceless Void's Chronosphere and Time Lock, Mirana's Sacred Arrow, Windranger's Shackleshot, Dawnbreaker's Starbreaker and Solar Guardian, Primal Beast's Onslaught and Pulverize, Leshrac's Split Earth and Brewmaster's Hurl Boulder. Slows, Disruption, Cyclone and damage over time are left out. Tinker, Shadow Demon and Io have none. Chronosphere is most of Faceless Void's 157 seconds, which is counted as OpenDota counts it but is the one figure most open to argument. Teamfight participation is kills plus assists over the team's kills. Bounty runes are read; three power runes are estimated for each mid. Neutral creeps use the archive's per-position average scaled to about 29 minutes. Roshan is taken as none. The game length is about 29 minutes, read off the breakdown slider, and the start time is about 20:45, after game 1 ended. Positions are from heroes and farm, and Retired Pingu's follow their stated order from round 3. The Great Depression on the screens is Talares: same [SaTD] tag, his slot, and his Leshrac, and Talares queued the same four players straight after. The estimated part is a few points a line at most.
- Played
- Sat, 17 October at 20:45
- Length
- 29:00
- Replay
- Parsed
- Mode
- Captains Mode
Straight Outta RetirementRadiant
14 levelSuperSeriousPandaFaceless Void · Pos 1- K / D / A
- 1 / 8 / 8
- Last hits
- 157
- Denies
- 7
- GPM
- 356
- XPM
- 413
- Net worth
- 9 456
- Hero dmg
- 4 223
- Healing
- 0
Read from the Dota 2 match record, not typed in. Positions are derived from where people stood and what they farmed, because Valve does not record them. A scoreboard is wider than most screens, so the tables above scroll sideways to the last few columns; a phone gets every figure stacked instead.
